Grilled Swordfish with Peach and Avocado Salsa
There are some things that don’t make sense to me. Many things, actually. First thing is first, I don’t understand why men wear chains. Don’t wear a chain necklace. It’s just weird. Chokers are even...
View ArticleLeftovers: Mexican Inspired Burgers
I’m starting to try out the oil cleansing method to rid myself of this stupid acne. I’m making my zits my friends. Giving them oil rub downs nightly. Since I don’t have myself a man to massage, I’ll...
View ArticleSimple Herb Crusted Salmon
People like easy things. Especially men. They like simple, easy recipes. And easy women. They can’t help it, they just do. Ok, geez I’m kidding. Only 94% of men like easy women. The other 6% are...
View ArticleLeftovers: Sausage Spaghetti Squash Bake
There are some things I don’t believe in: cats liver dancing with the stars any of the ‘Saw’ movies my website being a b*tch But don’t worry, there are some things that I DO believe in: the show ‘New...
View ArticlePineapple Caribbean Jerk Filet Mignon
I’M SORRY!! My website has been similar to a child. A pain in the freaking ass. I wish I could tell you what the issues are, but I’m an idiot. And when it comes to computers or computer code or really,...
View ArticleHoney Mustard Crunchy Chicken Plantain Salad
I need to get my nails done. Like, bad. Who thought up, ‘you know, I want John Travolta to play the mom in the movie Hairspray’? So strange. And uncomfortable. So on Monday, I posted a lil’ picture on...
View ArticleSimple Shrimp Salad
Do you have any idea how exciting it is when I find a Sex and the City episode that I’ve never seen before? Crazy exciting. Crazy, wicked exciting. More sex scenes that I’ve never seen?!? WHAT?? I...
View ArticleWatermelon and Cucumber Mint Salad
Sorry if my emotional post the other day was a bit too intense for your taste. I was flying back from California on my delayed flight and was raging with too much sugar. I definitely was telling the...
View ArticleMango Salsa
There are like, a million flies in my house right now. You would honestly think that horses were dumping in our house by the amount of flies that are inhabiting the space at the moment. Thankfully, it...
View ArticleSummer Squash Meatball Casserole
Anybody else over listening to all this crap about the royal baby? I get it. It’s a big moment. It’s important. But come on. You news stations need to stop. That poor couple. And honestly, I don’t care...
View Article5 Ingredient Bacon Brussels Sprouts Slaw
Ok, so like it usually is on Mondays, it’s an ALMOST 5 ingredient recipe. But the garlic powder and salt and pepper totally don’t count as an ingredient. Sorry I’m not sorry. It tastes good and it’s...
View ArticleSouthwest Meatballs with Creamy Cilantro Dipping Sauce
Holy poodles! I go to Vegas soon!! In all the hustle and bustle of moving, I’ve completely forgotten to plan my outfits, get a spray tan, and get my nails done. I mean, there’s not much else to plan...
View ArticleLunch in a Snap: Chipotle Lettuce Wraps
Well these were stupid hard to get a picture of. And I wanted to eat. So I gave up pretty quickly on making the picture look better. My bad. Just trust me that these little wraps are delicious. You’ll...
View ArticleCreamy Cucumber Dill Salad
I’m leaving for Austin today!! I’m so excited to go. It’s been almost a year since I’ve seen most of my blogging friends. And last year I was the newbie on the block who didn’t know anyone at PaleoFx,...
View ArticleThe Paleo Kitchen Cookbook Sneak Peek – The Perfect Burger
My second cookbook is almost out!! I feel like I worked on it ages ago, so it’s crazy that it will finally be real soon. An actual book with gorgeous pictures, amazing artwork, and delicious recipes....
View ArticleBuffalo Chicken Salad Lettuce Cups
This recipe is totally like this old recipe. But it’s kind of different. Isn’t that what all recipes are though? Something to ponder on your Tuesday. You’re welcome. You guys. Technology is so freaking...
View ArticleChicken Enchilada Bake
We were doing so good. Jackson has been doing his business outside like a champ. But this morning, he decided that standing next to the door was good enough. I’m pretty sure he’s been holding that...
View ArticleShrimp with Citrus Avocado Mash
I don’t think this is really considered a recipe. BUT I DON’T CARE. And I know this totally looks like a recipe I did the other day, but work with me here. Shrimp and avocado just goes together like...
View ArticlePan Seared Mahi Mahi over Sticky Coconut “Rice” with Mango Salsa
I’m obsessed with the show Parks and Recreation. I understand it’s not a new show and I’m late to the party, but I don’t even care. I still constantly watch The Office like I don’t know what’s going to...
View ArticleGuest Post: Lamb Taco Fiesta
Today, I have for you a new blogger to follow! Angela from Paleo Kitchen Lab is sharing her spin on mexican food! Do you ever miss tortillas? I sure as hell do. Not many things are as good as a soft...
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